Rihanna

The upside down jumper that caught the headlines this week. What possessed Rihanna to wear this out to a restaurant? Not flattering, not directional, not sexy. Worn with a neon pink bra, the top could have had potential, as it stands it's put us off our lunch! 

Katy Perry

Katy steps out in a strange Vera Wang creation at Paris Fashion Week. It just looks all wrong, and with that blue hair she looks a little nuts. Someone should have gently whispered, 'you've forgotten your skirt dear! ' 

Pixie Lott

Putting this kindly, this is not a well thought out  outfit. The green net curtain top, the cleavage, the micro shorts, the patterned tights… stop Pixie, you are really not spoiling us with your generosity! 

Kim Kardashian

There are still some women who sadly think an abundance of fur translates as old school glamour. It Does Not! 

Heidi Range

The Dancing on Ice star  attends the Tesco Mum of The Year awards this week, in a dress that leaves little to the imagination. Plunging cleavage and leopard print platforms are a no-no for daytime events. Too try hard. 

Rihanna

Thigh-high leather boots paired with studded double denim even sounds scary in type! Rihanna's amazing figure means she can pull most things off, but think for a minute how silly she must have looked from behind. Even the world's best strutter would suffer from chaffing! 

Mollie King

Mollie's micro shorts are disappearing but we don't like to think where! Great pins should be shown off but discomfort never looks sexy, no matter how smooth your skin is.

Tamara Eccleston

Oh just put them away Tamara!